A typical Saturday morning for us involves yard work. But on this particular Saturday, things did not go as planned. Please enjoy this reenactment. And yes, by reenactment that means we did the whole thing a second time for pictures.
Sarah: "Hey Tim, do we really need to mow today? The grass doesn't look that bad. Maybe we could just do the edges and call it good."
Tim: "I think you're right. Want to go for a walk instead?"
(After making a quick dash under the closing garage door) Tim: "Wait... do you have your keys?!"
Sarah: "Oh my gosh, NO!"
Tim: "Haha! Just kidding, mine are in my pocket. Hehehe!"
Sarah: (The look)
Tim: "Come on. Let's go walk."
(Commence walk around the block)
(After arriving home) Tim: "Uh...these are my car keys, not my house keys."
Sarah: "Bahahaha! So what do we do? Is the bathroom window still open?"
Tim: "Yes. Or we could try the doggie door in the back."
Sarah: "We have locks on our gates... can't get into the back."
Tim: "Good thing the window is open!" (Audience can imagine why said window is open)
Sarah: "Let's use the keys to pry off the screen."
Sarah: "So how do we do this? Who's going in? Do you want a boost?"
Tim: "I've done a few pull ups in my day, I will be fine."
Tim: "Okay, you try."
Sarah: "Hahahahaha!"
Sarah: "Um... what do I do now? I can't reach the floor. Do I just go head first?!"
Tim: See if you can get a little further in, then pull one leg through to stand on the toilet."
Sarah: "Got it!"
Tim: "Will you come let me in?"
(End scene)
Aren't you glad you were curious enough to read?! :)
Thanks for the laugh!! :))
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